New computer, new avatars. Yes, the fabled machine has finally arrived, I've just loaded the Norton Anti-Computer software on it (guaranteed to distract you with something pointless twice per minute or your money back) and I'm going into raptures over thrilling special features that my friends all had on their computers two or three years ago. ( Read more... )

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're all thinking now - "Oh no, Runcible the fatuous!" But choke it back, for I have important wordages ( Read more... )